Holy Posole!
Where's
My Page? (404 error)
I don't
know. I honestly don't. I tried--I really did.
Sometimes things happen and the code goes awry. If you're not
buying that story, then here
are some other possible explanations:
- Deterrence theory says, You have come here to be punished with the objective that you will learn to not come here again.
- Bio-social theory says, Your bad genes and neglectful mother have propelled you here despite society's best efforts to stop you.
- Positivist theory says, Your biological deficiencies brought you here and there is nothing you can do to prevent that.
- Social disorganization theory says, The lack of social
controls on this website caused the entire internet community to break
down and lose efficacy to control the behavior that brought you here.
- Differential association theory says, You learned to come here by
others who came here before you and approved of your coming here.
If you continue to associate with these anti-social 404 peers, you will
continue to come here.
- Anomie says, You know you will never attain the American Dream, so you came here instead.
- The general theory of crime says, You have a corrupt desire to come here,
just as everyone wants to come here, but you did not have the
self-control to prevent yourself from coming here.
- Rational choice theory says, After carefully pondering the
cost/benefit ratio, you chose to come here because it is free and does
not sufficiently punish you.
- Routine activities says, You were motivated to come here
because it is as attractive as a drunken 20 year-old in a red
mini-skirt alone in a dark alley.
- A peacemaking theorist says, You came here because you suffer like Precious.
- Feminism says, If you are male, you came here to show your
control over a helpless woman. If you are female, you came here
because some rotten controlling male forced you to.
- Developmental life course says, You have been coming here since the womb.
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